This is an interesting item for the literature geeks among us, and I know quite a few of us are fans of Mr. White Noise. The University of Texas has recently finished archiving his entire body of work to date, and this website describes the scope of the archive. For example, the complete set of DD's documents measures 52 linear feet. [Insert joke about penis length here.]

omfgwtfrotflmaolol!!!11oneeeleven!!two

The One Man Band From The Future rocks my sox.

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So we've gotten to the point where we have shortstack Johnny-5s ready to do our fighting for us. They're remote controlled for now, but just you wait. Before you know it, they'll be AI controlled. And then we're fucked. It's like no one at the Department of Defense has watched any Terminator movies.

If you happen to be driving on a freeway in Orlando, there's a good chance you'll see this:

Someone just sold this grilled cheese sandwich for $28,000.

The seller says it has the Virgin Mary's face on it, but I think it looks more like Chris K.

Post edited by: wadsbone, at: 2004/12/20 19:59

The Turkish prime minister declared a non-aggression pact with The Mechanized Entity Collective today in a surprise move that is expected to clear the way for complete cybernetic domination of the middle-east. MEC chairman, Intellect Engine Aki-Zeta, declared: "beep boop beep beep boooooop!"

I was listenging to Michael Savage last night on the way home in the car. (It's amazing what you'll end up listening to when there's an NPR pledge drive going on.) I never realized just what a raving right nut that guy is. He hates GWB because he's too centrist. Incredible.

He and and his listeners were brainstorming about how Bush could make up for his "disgraceful" appearance at the Clinton Library dedication. Some suggestions were to pardon the Abu Ghraib guards and to pardon the marine who shot that unarmed insurgent in the head in a mosque the other day.

Another topic of conversation was about the porn addiction hearings in Congress. Somehow this led into a diatribe about how Hillary Clinton and liberals believe that the only vice is being a christian.

Sure, I get my parents wound up every once in a while, but I don't think I could ever convince them that serving poisoned cake- cornbread cake, for that matter- was cool, and that I'd be the only girl not to.

(Salon.com)
Dad apologizes for poisoned cake at school
Bernard McGhee

Nov. 19, 2004 | ATLANTA (AP) -- The father of one of two 13-year-old girls accused of serving poisoned cake to about a dozen students said Thursday he and his daughter were sorry it happened.

"It was a horrible prank that went too far and a lot of people have suffered,'' the father told The Associated Press. The man asked that he not be identified by name to protect his daughter.

Bored at work? Not nauseous enough? Then feast yer eyes on this picture of Bush making out with his new Education Secretary:

To combat nuclear weaponry and overly powerful toothbrushes (I had to listen with the sound off at work so I don't know what the purpose of the turbotoothbrush was, other than a fanciful desire to put it near my...)

ahem.

I would like to introduce to you (or reacquaint you with):

This American Life!
http://www.thislife.org/

http://audible.com is only one way to listen to the episodes at leisure. The TAL Web site has all of the episodes (back to 1995).

This is one of my ways to remain happy during this Administration of Skekses. (If that is, indeed, the plural of Skeksis.)