Crossreferencing Sunday's Tape List

Sunday's Chrono List

I had to flex ...

RSS hosebag

How often do you check jeaun.com? If you're like me, you check multiple times every day in hopes of being amused and distracted from your work.

I've taken it upon myself, as I sit and wait for Time mag to call back, to amuse myself (and perhaps others) by using jeaun.com as my plaything.

Today, I'll steal my amusements directly from Nerve.com (incidentally, Nerve is the reason why you all know me).

Charlotte Church sunbathing topless

Tom Wolfe won a British prize for bad sex in fiction. Here, let's read some:

RSS feedbag

I've never found Ellen DeGeneres very attractive - she has a manic quality I just can't handle - but Portia de Rossi? Hooooooot. I had no idea that she was gay. This is the kind of news story I want to wake up to in the morning, not a the NPR-honed voice saying "Four more were killed in Fallujah today ..."

This just in from salon.com/whaaaaat?

Quote:
Are Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, currently of "Arrested Development" fame, Hollywood's latest hottest couple? Crediting a "source close to the new couple," Page Six reports that DeGeneres and de Rossi met at a photo shoot about nine months ago and fell "instantly in love," but felt compelled to remain true to their respective mates, photographer-director Alexandra Hedison and singer-songwriter Francesca Gregorini.

c kid cafe

You'll get a raise if you look at this at work. But, money is the root of all evil, so what's a girl to do?

Charlie Brown's Bones

I was looking up the chemical name of DMT for Clucker and I ran across an article on a site called realitycarnival.com called DMT, Moses, God. I didn't read it, so enter at your own risk. Anyway, there was a link on the site to image gallery of renderings of the skeletons of cartoon characters.

Freak out!

Post edited by: wadsbone, at: 2004/12/12 01:06

How about that separation of Church and State?

The Bush administration has weighed in on the Ten Commandments controversy:

Full text:


Dec. 8 (Bloomberg) -- The Bush administration, saying that religion ``has played a defining role'' in the nation's history, urged the U.S. Supreme Court to permit Ten Commandments displays in courthouses.
The Justice Department today filed a brief supporting two Kentucky counties accused of violating the constitutional ban on government establishment of religion by posting framed copies of the Ten Commandments.

Invention Convention

I hate scraping the frost and snow off the windows of my car more than Shippy hates grocery shopping. What would happen if I put a sheet of plastic over my car? Would the frost collect on the windows anyway, or would the plastic protect the glass surfaces?

Why don't we have plastic shields that fit over the windshield and back window of a car? Unless the ice or snow was very thick, this would be much quicker and easier than scraping off windows.

Oh, the irony

Monday ...

Quote:
Bush signs Tax Relief Act

DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- President Bush visited the swing state of Iowa on Monday to sign the Working Families Tax Relief Act of 2004, which he said would mean lower tax bills for 94 million Americans.

"It comes at just the right time for America. Some of the provisions were set to expire at the end of 2004 ..." he said. "That would have been a setback for hardworking families of America and a setback for our economy."

Bush introduced Mike and Sharla Hintz, a couple from Clive, whom he said benefited from his tax plan.

Last year, because of the enhanced the child tax credit, they received an extra $1,600 in their tax refund, Bush said. With other tax cuts in the bill, they saved $2,800 on their income taxes.

They used the money to buy a wood–burning stove to more efficiently heat their home, made some home improvements and went on a vacation to Minnesota, the president said.

"Next year, maybe they'll want to come to Texas," Bush quipped.

Mike Hintz, a First Assembly of God youth pastor, said the tax cuts also gave him additional money to use for health care.

He said he supports Bush's values.

"The American people are starting to see what kind of leader President Bush is. People know where he stands," he said.

"Where we are in this world, with not just the war on terror, but with the war with our culture that's going on, I think we need a man that is going to be in the White House like President Bush, that's going to stand by what he believes.

"Everybody that I've talked to are saying that things are going to start going his way," Hintz said.

... And Tuesday:

Quote:
Pastor Fired Over Sexual Exploitation Charges
First Assembly Of God Church Fires Reverend

DES MOINES, Iowa -- A Des Moines youth pastor is charged with sexual exploitation by a counselor.

KCCI learned that the married father of four recently turned himself in to Johnston police.

Rev. Mike Hintz was fired from the First Assembly of God Church, located at 2725 Merle Hay Road, on Oct. 30. Hintz was the youth pastor there for three years.

Police said he started an affair with a 17-year-old woman in the church youth group this spring.

Church officials fired Hintz immediately after hearing the allegations.

"They did acknowledge with their congregation that Mr. Hintz had made apparently some admissions to his inappropriate activity, and they took a proactive approach and immediately terminated him from his position," Johnston police Sgt. Lynn Aswegan said.

Neither Hintz nor his attorney returned KCCI's calls.

New subject

What about a subject folder for current news discussion? It would be rapidly outdated, but for those Jeauns who read the Jeaun every day, it might be nice.
Title suggestions:
"Fair and Balanced"
"Hi-de-ho, I'm Kermit the Frog"

wonder-people

Here's me christening my Jeaun posting power in the new format:

So I just heard on NPR that they're doing a call-in poll to see what people think are the 7 wonders of the Modern World. Dude, we had this conversation a long-ass time ago and, as far as I remember we came up with 2 that really stuck: the Internet and the Hubble Telescope.
So how about 5 more before those pointy-headed liberals steal our thunder?
or reasons why the two already established don't count. . .