Post Mamma jokes for the aughts

Post Mamma jokes for the aughts

Submitted by Tim on Wed, 03/15/2006 - 21:52. Futureworld

In the world of flying cars and complete energy independence in which we live today, insults like "yo' mama's so fat she needs a boomerang to put her belt on" just don't cut it anymore. I believe that for Jeaun.com to remain the cutting-edge cultural exchange that we have grown to love, we need to revise these classic less-than-subtle jibes with a more forward-looking body of mediocre 1-2-liners. "Why?" you may ask. I don't know, but I'm bored and I've already done a lot of typing before realizing this joke sucks, so I'm posting it anyway. Oh yeah, and you have to be frunk.

Here's a couple:

Yo' mama says you were ill-conceived, like a bidet on a space shuttle.

or

Yo' mama's like a Xantharian space-camel, guys climb on her and off her every day and then she sucks out their brains with her 240 tentacle-mouths.

and, of course, the classic: yo' mama's a clone, now get me a space-beer bitch!

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had to add

Submitted by Keester on Thu, 03/16/2006 - 14:12.

Yo mama's so fat I needed 2 monitors to look at her myspace page!

"The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"

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aaaaand one more. . .

Submitted by Tim on Thu, 03/16/2006 - 16:41.

Yo' mama's so fat, she took a jetpack ride and there was an eclipse.

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Your mama's so fat, she could

Submitted by wadsbone on Thu, 03/16/2006 - 20:34.

Your mama's so fat, when she got in the car to go the the space-mart, it couldn't get off the ground!

Lame, I know, but I wanted to give props to Tim, and I felt like I needed to contribute something.

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yo yo yo

Submitted by Keester on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 14:19.

yo moma's so fat and stupid, when the doctor told her she had bird flu she asked if it came with fries.

"The big print giveth and the small print taketh away"

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ym

Submitted by Alec Eiffel on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 15:03.

Your momma's armpits stink so bad she put on Right Guard and it went left.

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ym

Submitted by Alec Eiffel on Thu, 03/23/2006 - 15:09.

Yo mama is so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

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Yo mama's so fat. . .

Submitted by Tim on Wed, 03/29/2006 - 17:21.

Yo mama's so fat, she uses Saturn's rings for a hula hoop.

Yo mama's so ugly, tractor beams push her away.

Aaaaaand, the classic from two weeks ago:
I had a date with yo mama last night. . . turned her black hole into a Milky Way.

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