Long Dogs! Get em' while they're hot!

This might be the most bizarre banner ad I've ever seen. Someone paid to have this thing up on Hotmail, so maybe it has some hidden virtue that I don't understand. It's definitely eye-catching, but I'm not sure who would want to get a mortgage from the "stretchy dog" people. Maybe if you spend less on your mortgage, then you can afford a longer dog. You can live large, like Jay-Z, with a 20-foot long, diamond-studded dog.

(I heard that one of the fellas from Outkast tried to have his dogs teeth replaced with diamonds. Seriously.)