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Submitted by Alec Eiffel on Tue, 01/31/2006 - 11:42. Goldstar Means QualityJulie was half way to her Lamaze class when it occurred to her that she had left her lunch at home.

Julie was half way to her Lam
Julie was half way to her Lamaze class when it occurred to her that she had left her lunch at home.
"Thunderballs!" she hollered.

"Yes, my lady," replied her c
Julie was half way to her Lamaze class when it occurred to her that she had left her lunch at home.
"Thunderballs!" she hollered.
"My lady, you have not called me by that name for years," replied her chauffeur.

Julie was half way to her Lam
Julie was half way to her Lamaze class when it occurred to her that she had left her lunch at home.
"Thunderballs!" she hollered.
"My lady, you have not called me by that name for years," replied her chauffeur. He pulled the late-model Mercedes, a gaudy banana republic edition, to the curb and turned in his seat to fix his lone remaining eye on her distended midsection.

"Shall we pick something up,
"Shall we pick something up, my lady?," queried Mr. Balls. " After all, you're eating for two, counting the unborn Lord Xaxlar."

Julie thought for a moment, "
Julie thought for a moment, "well, I suppose a nice chicken ceas. . . XAXLAR DESIRES BUGLES. . . AND PEANUT BUTTER!"

"No one gets my Bugles, you i
"No one gets my Bugles, you impudent whelp!" Mr. Balls screamed. "Will you come out and face me or shall I come to you?"

"WHAT? NOONE SPEAKS TO THE LO
"WHAT? NOONE SPEAKS TO THE LORD XAXLAR WITH SUCH DISREPECT! NOONE EXCEPT ... BUT ... THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU ARE ..." "Yes," repled Julie. "Thunderballs is none other than ..."

Before he could finish, the w
Before he could finish, the world lost interest.

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