New Years a Few Miles off the Lake

Location:909 N. Leavitt
MEMO

The management of 909 Leavitt, Ltd. is pleased to announce that our social committee has voted unanimously to approve a party in celebration of the new fiscal year. The party will be taking place at our central headquarters on the final business day of 2005 at 9:00 p.m. sharp. Accounting has approved funding for 2 kegs and the Kegerator Technologies Division has assured us that all facilities will be in full operation. Additionally, with our recent acquisition of Party Ball Pharmaceuticals, we will be test-running two new experimental product lines yet unsubmitted to the FDA. Management appreciates your automatic volunteership in testing these lines in the name of a bigger and better future for our company. Management would also like to take the time to remind our employees that, no matter how succulent and delicious he may appear, our CEO is not an hors d'oeuvre.

Management thanks you in advance for your participation.

909 N. Leavitt, Ltd. "Spreading the Love through efficient distribution"